"It was just wet, not stinky?"

-- Jim Parsons

#Ridiculous Quotes

“And then, when I went into the Navy, there was no choice. You took about half of the hours during your naval training as naval courses and the other half were engineering.”
“It is time for me to chuck in the sponge. To retire from films and stage. The heart for it has gone out of me: it won't come back.”
“The Arctic Ocean encircles with a belt of eternal ice the desert confines of Siberia and North America--the uttermost limits of the Old and New worlds, separated by the narrow, channel, known as Behring's Straits.”

Source : Eugène Sue (1940). “The Wandering Jew”
“The oppressed martyrs of our culture have shed blood that nourish the red tulips of our nation.”
“We should write, above all, because we are writers, whether we call ourselves that or not.”
“What came up at age 49 is I realized that of all the things I'm interested in, the thing I'm most interested in is figuring out what makes people tick, why people think the way they do, why they act the way they do. And I realized that music is such a great way to investigate why people do what they do.”
“My aim as a frontman is always to try and shrink the venue, if you can, to turn that football stadium into the world's smallest club. At least you have to try.”
“I'm against abstinence programs because I really consider "abstinence only" child abuse.”

Source : "'Penn & Teller: Bullshit!' ('Abstinence')". Comedy, Documentary, June 05, 2006.

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