"You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, place it in the navel of a fruit fly and still have room enough for three caraway seeds and a producer's heart."

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Source : Quoted in J. R. Colombo, Wit and Wisdom of the Moviemakers (1979)

Fred Allen

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“Inappropriateness is funny to me. Rudeness is hilarious.”
“Chaos is the soul of creation. It plows the ground of intuition. Without chaos, nothing will grow.”
“Never start a conversation with a yawn”
“I think it is incumbent on all human beings to oppose injustice in every form.”
“There is a growing body of evidence that radiation in excess of what the government says are the minimum amounts we should be exposed to are actually good for you and reduce cases of cancer.”
“Hope is important because it can make the present moment less difficult to bear. If we believe that tomorrow will be better, we can bear a hardship today.”
“The spread of democracy is a wonderful thing-it is a necessary foundation for peace-and it can happen. But it cannot be advanced by force, and still less by the creation of a new empire, an idea that is as unworkable as it morally mistaken. Empire, the embodiment of force, violates equity on a global scale. No lover of freedom can give it support. It is especially contrary to the founding principles of the United States.”
“My ***** game cold, when he hit it he say burrrr”

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