"Most of the time, the songs have jokes in them, little sarcastic things, or purposely kitsch or something. So that's going along with a story, like I do in life, just talking to myself and making fun of stuff and laughing at stuff that's serious. And sometimes it's a good idea to put the laughing into the songs. Sometimes it's not. Sometimes it's all right just to be serious. But most of the songs have some kind of joke in them."

-- Paul Simon

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“I'm writing a book and working on my one-woman show, Learning To Be Human.”
“I'm a little like Marco Polo, going around and mixing cultures.”

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“Iâ€™m not really afraid to be my awkward self, and I know thereâ€™s lots and lots of other people just like me out there that are awkward themselves. And I think they just appreciate that Iâ€™m not afraid to say the weird things that I say and tweet the obnoxious things that I tweet. But Iâ€™ve tried being other people and myself suits me the best. I think you just be honest. I think people respond to honesty.”
“The key to the utilization of atomic energy for world peace will be found in the will of all people to restrict its use for the betterment of mankind.”
“The story of my life is about back entrances, side doors, secret elevators and other ways of getting in and out of places so that people won't bother me.”
“I'm a fighter. I believe in the eye-for-an-eye business. I'm no cheek turner. I got no respect for a man who won't hit back. You kill my dog, you better hide your cat.”
“Am dining at Goldini's Restaurant, Gloucester Road, Kensington. Please come at once and join me there. Bring with you a jemmy, a dark lantern, a chisel, and a revolver. S. H." It was a nice equipment for a respectable citizen to carry through the dim, fog-draped streets.”
“Life is not about giving up or giving in. Life is about giving.”

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