"If it looks like a Dwarf, and it smells like a Dwarf, then it's probably a Dwarf or a latrine wearing dungerees."

-- Eoin Colfer

#Dwarves Quotes #Smell Quotes #Looks Quotes

“It was really tough to race the GS a day after the downhill, but that's over now. I'm looking forward for the rest of the season which is also quite interesting.”
“Gossip involves saying behind a personâ€™s back what you would never say to his or her face. Â Flattery means saying to a personâ€™s face what you would never say behind his or her back.”
“Oh, the world's a curious compound, with its honey and its gall, With its cares and bitter crosses, but a good world after all. And a good God must have made it-leastways, that is what I say, When a hand is on my shoulder in a friendly sort of way.”
“Let me tell you, that's what taxation is - it's confiscation. It's your money, it's not the government's money. But the government makes you think that it all comes from them.”
“Sex is like crying, it does look pretty if you really do it”
“It takes a long time for the gleam in the eye to turn into something solid.”

Source : "Howard Hodgkin: the Later, Greater Hodgkin". Interview with Karen Wright, www.telegraph.co.uk. April 05, 2008.
“Half of Japan still couldn't tell the difference between crime and politics.”

Source : Jon Courtenay Grimwood (2017). “End Of The World Blues”, p.230, Hachette UK
“When you read with your child, you show them that reading is important, but you also show them they're important - that they are so important to you that you will spend 20 minutes a day with your arm around them.”

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