"When one is undoneâ€”sprawled across the cold tile of a public bathroom in a pool of oneâ€™s own vomit, or shivering in the back of a taxi in a pair of urine-soaked skinny jeans with no money for cab fare and a dead cell phone batteryâ€”much like a wobbly toddler or an unhinged politician, one immediately looks for someone else to blame. God. Your parents. Ex-girlfriends. Undocumented immigrants. Marvin in Human Resources. China."

-- Aisha Tyler

#Girlfriend Quotes #Phones Quotes #Cells Quotes

“My novels come from within me; they are things I feel I want to do.”

Source : "What keeps Roddy rooted" by Nicci Gerrard, www.theguardian.com. April 15, 2001.
“It's a pity we don't whistle at one another, like birds. Words are misleading.”

Source : Halldór Laxness (1972). “Christianity at Glacier”
“I hear these people saying [Barack Obama]'s like George Bush. Those people ought to be drug tested. I mean, it's crazy.”

Source : "White House Unloads Anger Over Criticism From 'Professional Left’". The Hill Interview, thehill.com. August 10, 2010.
“As we change, the way in which we are perceived in terms of our relevance, our value, our beauty, and sexual potency changes.”
“Tis not the dying for a faith that's so hard... 'Tis the living up to it that's difficult.”
“Give what you have. To some one, it may be better than you dare to think.”

Source : Henry Wadsworth Longfellow (1854). “The Works of Henry W. Longfellow”
“I feel like sometimes people on television shows can start taking things for granted, or they don't want to be here or something like that.”
“Kill if you must, but never hate: Man is but grass and hate is blight, The sun will scorch you soon or late, Die wholesome then, since you must fight”

Source : Robert Graves, Beryl Graves, Dunstan Ward (1999). “Complete poems”, Carcanet Pr

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