"The great thing about this jungle of ours is that anyone of you could grow up to be Lord of the apes."

-- Gary Larson

#Growing Up Quotes #Stupidity Quotes #Apes Quotes

“We face an enemy that is brutal. There is no negotiation with these people. You can't try to talk reason into these totalitarians.”
“Inventions become perfect by slow improvement, and each step is itself an invention.”
“Simplicity is the essence of universality.”
“A wonderful, warm, positive individual who exhibits the values that are prerequisite to a significant faculty post in higher education, I think that it is an absolutely extraordinary and bold career move that Darwin has made in leaving the Orchestra and embarking on the trajectory of a solo performer/educator. And what a marvelous thing it is for Detroit to be able to welcome home a successful native son - one in whom the community can take pride, and one who will serve as an inspiration to a younger generation of aspiring performers eager to make their mark in the world.”
“It was a strange man, a kind of black humorist, a true philosopher. One day he said: "If my books could ensure an increase in the number of murders, well, it will mean that they have been quite useful in some way or another."”
“That's because Tod never brings anything but death and bad advice," I snapped. "That's not true." Tod tried to grin, "Sometimes I bring pizza.”
“I'm a very big Notorious B.I.G. fan and I do an imitation of him that always cracks everybody up.”
“Money writes books, money sells them. Give me not righteousness, O Lord, give me money, only money.”

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