"Machinery is the subconscious mind of the world."

“I really do feel like I'm in better shape and look better now - even after having three kids - than I did before.”

“Now that the most interesting matter of identity is not what place someone was born in, but what point in time they are from - where they sit in relation to time. Age has become much more divisive than place. With the Internet and globalization, a twenty-year-old in New York has far more cultural references in common with a twenty-year-old in Nebraska than they do with a thirty-year-old who lives next door. National identity is what they trick you with when they want your feet in their army boots or your taxes in their bailouts.”

Source : Source: www.guernicamag.com

“All good qualities in a child are the result of environment, while all the bad ones are the result of poor heredity on the side of the other parent”

“I had already developed inherited back problems. I had degenerative disk disease, a form of scoliosis, arthritis. And I truly believe that if it weren't for the use of ***** - I'm not saying ***** is for everyone, but in my case in general, if I have not used steroids, I mean, physically right now I'd probably be a wreck.”

Source : "Canseco: No Qualms About Using Steroids". "Hannity & Colmes", www.foxnews.com. February 22, 2005.

“I never really took any acting classes. I'm just a natural ham, I guess.”

“Do you want to tear your life apart and get rid of everything you've known as a lifestyle? Like seeing your family? Being with your friends? A fishing trip? A hunting trip? A night's sleep?”

“My goal on Earth is not to win a World Series or be the best baseball player who ever lived. That simply is not up to me because I have to wait and see if it is part of the Lord's plan. My goal is to follow the Lord and what he wants me to do so that someday I may enter His kingdom and receive everlasting life.”

“I don't feel I'm even worthy of a normal amount of value.”