"Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem."

-- Bill Vaughan

#Funny Quotes #Happiness Quotes #Witty Quotes

“There were so many people who wanted me for their films.”
“[The Drafters of the Constitution] were intent on avoiding more than 100 years of religious intolerance and persecution in American colonial history and an even longer heritage of church-state problems in Europe.”

Source : John M. Swomley (1987). “Religious liberty and the secular state: the constitutional context”
“It is such a great fault to talk too much that, in business and conversation, if what is good is also brief, it is doubly good, and one gains by brevity what one often loses by an excess of words.”
“I like doing a bunch of different things, being all over the place.”
“The thought of' the inferiority of the Negro is drilled into him in almost every class he enters and in almost every book he studies.”

Source : Carter G. Woodson (2006). “The Mis-Education of the Negro”, p.2, Book Tree
“You should ask for a performance evaluation. Ask your boss, where do I stand? I need to know what I can do better and what I'm doing well.”

Source : Source: www.bostonglobe.com
“I couldn't regard myself as personally repulsive. No man can, or, if he ever comes to do so, that is the end of him.”
“Jokes are great capsules of information. I think they should never be censored. They often are offensive - and we're offended by different things - but I believe deeply in what Freud wrote of their relationship to the unconscious, which is that jokes come to help us. We laugh so as to dispense with, or to express, some ambivalence or discomfort with the things around us. That's what laughing is: a release.”

Source : Interview with James Yeh, believermag.com. January 1, 2018.

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