"Besides, Southerners are hospitable. They'll probably offer me lemonade." Excuse me? You're going to sit on a porch and drink lemonade while I plow a swamp with a goat's horn?" Yes, ma'am. And I aim to wear my seamless shirt while you do it."

-- Nancy Werlin

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“Reproduction is more pleasurable than death.”
“Why doesn't constant trampling defeat the dandelion? The key to its strength is its long and sturdy root, which extends deep into the earth. The same priciple applies to people. The true victors in life are those who, enduring repeated challenges and setbacks, have sent the roots of their being to such a depth that nothing can shake them.”
“There is a dearth of thinking skills - people are taught what to think, not how.”
“I don't think his hands could take the abuse.”
“I deserve, certainly, the most extreme punishment society has and society deserves to be protected from me and from others like me, that's for sure.”
“Honor is like an island, rugged and without shores; we can never re-enter it once we are on the outside. [Fr., L'honneur est comme une ile escarpee et sans bords; On n'y peut plus rentrer des qu'on en est dehors.]”
“You shouldn't just work on your jump shot. You should work on being a better person, a better teammate, and a better friend.”
“I think the wrong things are kept private”

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