"Some people are so dry that you might soak them in a joke for a month and it would not get through their skins."

-- Henry Ward Beecher

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“I stopped in the full force of a patch of sunlight in the lobby window and let my skin soak up the energy. I hadnâ€™t realized I needed it until it reached inside and stilled me in a way that only Davidâ€™s touch had been able to achieve. â€œWhy does that feel so good?â€ I asked. â€œAnd donâ€™t tell me itâ€™s because weâ€™ve been shut in a room for days.â€ â€œLike calls to like,â€ he said. â€œYouâ€™re made of fire now.â€ â€œSo Iâ€™m going to feel like this every time I pass an open flame? Great. Firegasm.”
“With a title like this-There's a Box in the Garage You Can Beat with a Stick-is there really a whole lot left to say? With cunning and quintessential stealth, with artful restraint, with whats fathering and foxy and filled with intelligence and wit, Michael Teig goes about making what seems to be invisible and unspeakable, the most palpable and important matter in the world.”
“Quite frankly, Kimi Raikkonen is the fastest driver in the world”
“You won't find average Americans on the left or on the right. You'll find them at Kmart.”
“What made Nelson Mandela great, was precisely what made him human. We saw in him, what we seek in ourselves.”

Source : Jacob Zuma's Address to South Africa on Nelson Mandela's death, www.theguardian.com. December 5, 2013.
“There can be no limitation of that authority which is to provide for the defense and protection of the community in any matter essential to the formation, direction, or support of the NATIONAL FORCES.”
“I took only twice a time-out, once, when I was hurt, and a second time, when I much felt I was exhausted out of personal reasons.”
“I never used to see anything on TV where the man was in the weaker position. It was always the female showing emotion, breaking down, being emotionally torn apart by men.”

Source : "Sharon Horgan: 'I love making men cry'". Interview With Simon Hattenstone, www.theguardian.com. September 11, 2011.

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