"People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up."

-- Ogden Nash

#Funny Work Quotes #People Quotes #Sitting Quotes

“To Mercy Pity Peace and Love All pray in their distress, And to these virtues of delight Return their thankfulness. For Mercy Pity Peace and Love Is God our father dear. And Mercy Pity Peace and Love Is Man his child and care. Then every man of every clime That prays in his distress Prays to the human form divine: Love Mercy Pity Peace. And all must love the human form In heathen, Turk, or Jew. Where Mercy, Love and Pity dwell There God is dwelling too.”
“When Mrs. Bush was First Lady, she went all over the Mideast talking about breast cancer awareness and the need for early screening. She did this in places where the cultures prohibit such discussion or even detection efforts.”
“It's strange but I suppose I'm one of those senior players now and I'll be helping the young players as much as I can.”
“It will require more than a few hours of fasting and prayer to cast out such demons as selfishness, worldliness, and unbelief. Repentance, to be of any avail, must work a change of heart and of conduct.”

Source : "Dictionary of Burning Words of Brilliant Writers" by Josiah Hotchkiss Gilbert, (p. 507), 1895.
“Neo-Liberalism promised us a Global Village and gave us a Potemkin Village.”
“I'm not strictly vegetarian, but meat doesn't play a big part in my diet.”
“I have every magazine known to mankind. I just love home decor and travel magazines, and I'm inspired to go visit places I've never been. That's what I really want to do - travel.”
“The United States has been becoming worse year after year after year for decades, and it's guaranteed to continue down that path if we don't change something.”

Source : Source: www.counterpunch.org

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