"You should take more pride in your appearance,â€ I tell him. â€œYou'll never attract girls with an ugly mug like that."

-- Darren Shan

#Girl Quotes #Pride Quotes #Ugly Quotes

“I really like Shakespeare a lot. The characters that he writes for females, I think, are really great and a lot more compelling than what modern writers write, which is weird because they didn't have actresses then.”
“Good writing, in my opinion, is writing that looks really easy, so easy that a person who has never written more than a grocery list might convince themself that they could also write a book. That being said, it's always a lot of work, as you know. And then there's this: you have no idea how many failed stories and novels I've attempted. I have files full of stories that didn't work for whatever reason.”
“When something exceeds your ability to understand how it works, it sort of becomes magical.”
“Without a body and without time, I wasn't disturbed by my ego or by the function or dysfunction of my brain and memory. And during my pure perception within the source, I had no opinion either. I didn't even have an 'I.' An opinion is tied to the ego, and the ego to the body. Without any of this, there was only objective consciousness.”
“Indifferent souls never part. Impassioned souls part, and return to one another, because they can do no better.”
“There is a problem in America. An Irish or Polish American can write a story and it's an American story. When a Black American writes a story, it's called a Black story. I take exception to that. Every artist has articulated to his own experience. The problem is that some people do not see Blacks as Americans.”
“Somehow I wasn't adding up right anymore. My parts weren't summing into myself.”
“I don't go out of my way to be outrageous, I just go out of my way to look at things.”

Source : "Dave Allen's comic quotes", news.bbc.co.uk. March 11, 2005.

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