"Ant 1: So, uh, do you ever worry that your itsy little neck is just going to snap under the weight of your head? Ant 2: Stop asking me that. You ask me that, like, every five minutes. Ant 1: Sometimes I notice my antennae out of the corner of my eye and I'm all, like: AHH! Something is on me! Get it off! Get it off! Ant 2: Yeah, the antennae again. Listen, I just remembered, I have to go walk around aimlessly now."

-- Jim Benton

#Eye Quotes #Worry Quotes #Weight Quotes

“Waste in all its forms is to be abhorred... I deplore giving money to an institution that is careless in its expenditures.”
“Let all the 'free-will' in the world do all it can with all its strength; it will never give rise to a single instance of ability to avoid being hardened if God does not give the Spirit, or of meriting mercy if it is left to its own strength.”
“I remember the revelation it was to me when I realized I'd rather be smart in the way Elvis Presley was than in the way, say, Ludwig Wittgenstein was. The thing was, you could imagine you could be smart like Wittgenstein by just thinking hard enough, but Elvis just had it. It was almost spiritual. A kind of grace.”
“I really hated school. I had the feeling I was losing a lot of time.”
“So if I believe in God, and I do, itâ€™s because I think Iâ€™m God,”
“Everything is held together with stories. That is all that is holding us together, stories and compassion.”

Source : FaceBook post by Barry Lopez from Oct 30, 2011
“I can't think of anything better in the world to be but a vegan.”
“The poem of the understanding is philosophy.”

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