"Housework can kill you if done right."

-- Erma Bombeck

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“We have fought for our land, we have fought for our sovereignty, small as we are we have won our independence and we are prepared to shed our blood... So, Blair keep your England, and let me keep my Zimbabwe.”

Source : Robert Mugabe's speech at the Earth Summit in Johannesburg, September 2, 2002.
“Some people think that, inevitably, every robot that does any task is a bad thing for the human race, because it could be taking a job away. But that isn't necessarily true. You can also think of the robot as making a person more productive and enabling people to do things that are currently economically infeasible. But a person plus a robot or a fleet of robots could do things that would be really useful.”
“But without effort [God] sets in motion all things by mind and thought.”
“I guess every actor has certain emotions they can access easier than others.”

Source : "William Mapother Exclusive Interview ANOTHER EARTH". Interview with Christina Radish, collider.com. July 19, 2011.
“One of the disadvantages of wine is that it makes a man mistake words for thoughts.”
“Birds make their nest in circles, for theirs is the same religion as ours.”
“As foreign as it would be for you to go running in regular shoes, I want it to be just as foreign for you not to work out in your Under Armour.”
“Some estimate Hulu IPO could bring in $2 billion. What will the content providers get? Zero. What is Hulu without content? An empty jukebox.”

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