"The Americans are extremely gadget minded people and American gadgets have a peculiar characteristic: they work."

-- George Mikes

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“My favorite day at '30 Rock' is Thursday when the show airs. At lunch, we screen the episodes. For everyone to watch together, to see the stuff we all worked on, to hear the crew laugh - it's great fun.”
“Without a rifle you are nothing, worthless, you are waiting for death, any minute, any second.”
“Those that are huntedKnow this as their life,Their reward: to walkUnder such trees in full knowledgeOf what is in glory above them,And to feel no fear.”
“Thereâ€™s no such thing as sexism against men. That's because sexism is prejudice + power. Men are the dominant gender with power in society.”
“The only exercise I excel at is jumping to conclusions.”
“When a man tells you that he got rich through hard work, ask him whose. There's no evidence that more people with more skills would produce more jobs. There's a great deal of evidence that they produce more competition for the jobs that exist, and in turn, drive down the cost of labour. Nothing pleases a corporation more than having five people compete for the same job. Competitiveness means good times for machines, not workers, because our tax systems privilege machines over workers.A lost job can put a smile on any shareholder's face.”
“I must be taken as I have been made. The success is not mine, the failure is not mine, but the two together make me.”
“You know why I got involved in politics? The government is now a majority partner in my life. I am now a minority partner in my own life.”

Source : Source: gawker.com

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