"My grandmother was a very tough woman. She buried three husbands and two of them were just napping."

-- Rita Rudner

#Death Quotes #Husband Quotes #Grandmother Quotes

“As a new artist you should ignore trends at all costs.”
“We walked back to iDEATH, holding hands. Hands are very nice things, especially after they have travelled back from making love.”
“There is no fear without some hope, and no hope without some fear.”
“We have way better nazi flags than THAT one.”

Source : Twitter post from May 7, 2012
“They may take our lives, but they'll never take our freedom!”
“I thought I could never be the actor Dad was, so I avoided it for a while.”
“I'm reading the Gospels at the moment and I can find no evidence of the kind of Christ people seem to have invented and created. There is no evidence of Christ, meek and mild. I can find Christ the compassionate, the gentle, but I also find a very temperamental, aggressive, passionate and often angry man a lot of the time. We will go for a man with that sort of breadth who is an enormous figure. I do believe Christ lived as a person. I don't think there is any disputing that.”
“I'm a Golden Globe nominee, yes. It's very nice. It's a very nice thing, but I kind of think of all the awards I wasn't ever nominated for, for years and things.”

Source : "Closer - Patrick Marber Q&A" compiled by Jack Foley, www.indielondon.co.uk.

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