"You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be led."

-- Stan Laurel

#Horse Quotes #Water Quotes #Pencils Quotes

“The overall effect of the GEA will be to increase unit production costs, diminish competitiveness, cut the rate of return to capital in key sectors, reduce employment, and make households worse off.”
“There is another side to me which people don't often see, but it's very hard for me to show that. When I do interviews, I'm talking to people I don't know and when you speak to a stranger you don't open up, do you? In my position, people are always looking for something to say about me. And anything I do say, given half-a-chance they'll turn it round into something spectacular so I've got to be very careful. That's why it's only my friends and family who know the real me. Now my wife, Lainya, she could tell you a few stories.”

Source : Interview with Dr. Stephen Edelson, www.autism.com. February 1, 1996.
“The first Matrix genius, the second one, what's up with the dancing? I haven't even seen the third one.”
“I hadn't known there were so many idiots in the world until I started using the Internet.”
“This is probably as bad a day as the court has had on social issues since "Roe v Wade."”
“You can call me he. You can call me she. You can call me Regis and Kathie Lee; I don't care! Just as long as you call me.”
“OMG Kevin Nash WTF thought he was dead LOL”
“When in doubt, do the obvious.”

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