"I could croak with no warning, and the only tragedy anyone would experience would be showing up on the last day of my estate sale simply to discover that all remaining items had copious amounts of dog hair on them."

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Source : Laurie Notaro (2011). “It Looked Different on the Model: Epic Tales of Impending Shame and Infamy”, p.64, Villard

Laurie Notaro

#Dog Quotes #Hair Quotes #Tragedy Quotes

“Married sex is like being awake during your own autopsy. It is root canal work without anesthetic.”
“To me, the psychedelic experience is the experience of trying to make sense of reality.”
“I was supporting other people's creative dreams and I wasn't supporting my own. I didn't feel like I could really serve people having that kind of process within me.”

Source : Source: www.psychologyart.com
“Government of limited power need not be anemic government. Assurance that rights are secure tends to diminish fear and jealousy of strong government, and by making us feel safe to live under it makes for its better support.”
“I should just stay composed and run to the finish line.”
“You have to check out 'March of the Penguins'. Penguins are the really ideal example of monogamy.”
“A second line is in effect a civil rights demonstration. Literally, demonstrating the civil right of the community to assemble in the street for peaceful purposes. Or, more simply, demonstrating the civil right of the community to exist.”
“I can always tell when the mother in law's coming to stay; the mice throw themselves on the traps.”

Source : "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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