"A philosopher is a person who doesn't care which side his bread is buttered on; he knows he eats both sides anyway."

-- Joyce Brothers

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“When trying a case [the famous judge] L. Cassius never failed to inquire "Who gained by it?" Man's character is such that no one undertakes crimes without hope of gain.”
“Language is the amber in which a thousand precious and subtle thoughts have been safely embedded and preserved. It has arrested ten thousand lightning flashes of genius, which, unless thus fixed and arrested, might have been as bright, but would have also been as quickly passing and perishing, as the lightning.”
“It would be good to live in a perpetual state of leave-taking, never to go nor to stay, but to remain suspended in that golden emotion of love and longing; to be loved without satiety.”
“He found Luciana sitting alone at a table in the Allied officers' night club, where the drunken Anzac major who had brought her there had been stupid enough to desert her for the ribald company of some singing comrades at the bar. "All right, I'll dance with you," she said, before Yossarian could even speak. "But I won't let you sleep with me." "Who asked you?" Yossarian asked her. "You don't want to sleep with me?" she exclaimed with surprise. "I don't want to dance with you.”
“A pun, like champagne, loses its sparkle when too long drawn out. Its flash is its savor.”

Source : Harriet Goodhue Hosmer (1913). “Harriet Hosmer: letters and memories”
“My greatest blessing has been the birth of my son. My next greatest blessing has been my ability to turn people into children of mine.”
“Never use the passing years as an excuse for old age.”
“It's lonely to listen to the pleasure of others, not that I've made a habit of that kind of eavesdropping. There's joy and passion in the next room, in the next bed, but it's not yours.”

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