"My favorite Aggie joke? I'm sorry I don't understand the question"

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Lyle Lovett

#Sorry Quotes #My Favorite Quotes #Jokes Quotes

“Man's indecency to man all over the world rules out the idea of humanity as an actuality. It is a dream of young idealists. In practice a misnomer”

Source : Errol Flynn, Jeffrey Meyers (2002). “My Wicked, Wicked Ways: The Autobiography of Errol Flynn”, p.410, Rowman & Littlefield
“To some degree, yeah, because I have to play a certain number of originals that might be considered avant-garde material. I realize though, that only a few people in the audience actually know what that music is, or understand it.”

Source : "A Dialogue with Archie Shepp". Interview with Scott Cashman, www.archieshepp.net. December 10, 1990.
“Nature is not primarily functional. It is primarily beautiful. Stop for a moment and let that sink in. Weâ€™re so used to evaluating everything (and everyone) by their usefulness that this thought will take a minute or two to begin to dawn on us. Nature is not primarily functional. It is primarily beautiful. Which is to say, beauty is in and of itself a great and glorious good, something we need in large and daily doses.”

Source : John Eldredge, Stasi Eldredge (2011). “Captivating Revised and Updated: Unveiling the Mystery of a Woman's Soul”, p.26, Thomas Nelson Inc
“Marty Richards is an angel on Earth. A producer that does what he says he'll do. He helped me greatly.”
“It seems to me there's this grand mathematical world out there, and I am wandering through it and discovering fascinating phenomena that often totally suprise me. I do not think of mathemaatics as invented but rather discovered.”
“Remember, people who peek through keyholes have to expect an occasional poke in the eye.”
“For one person who is blessed with the power of invention, many will always be found who have the capacity of applying principles.”

Source : Charles Babbage (1830). “Reflections on the Decline of Science in England, and on Some of Its Causes”, p.18
“You expect far too much of a first sentence. Think of it as analagous to a good country breakfast: what we want is something simple, but nourishing to the imagination. Hold the philosophy, hold the adjectives, just give us a plain subject and verb and perhaps a wholesome, nonfattening adverb or two.”

Source : Larry McMurtry (2010). “Some Can Whistle”, p.6, Simon and Schuster

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