"The things I care about are the most pedestrian things in the world. I care about good ice cream and being a good dad and a decent husband."

-- Michael Ian Black

#Husband Quotes #Dad Quotes #Ice Quotes

“The old Lakota was wise. He knew that a man's heart away from nature becomes hard.”
“Influence is like a savings account, the less you use it, the more you've got”
“Why have computers? Politicians are far more calculating.”
“The writer is the Faust of modern society, the only surviving individualist in a mass age. To his orthodox contemporaries he seems a semi-madman.”
“Financial firms are sending their back-office jobs overseas. But what do fine artists do? They create something new, unexpected, and delightful that changes the world. MFA abilities are harder to outsource and more important in an abundant world.”
“Momentum? Momentum is the next day's starting pitcher.”
“I always feel in a funny place when I'm really asked to inform people, so I just try to take the more absurdist route - like, "this is how you could do it, but it's actually turning into a cat now. This might happen at home I guess, but it probably won't."”
“So I'm trying to spread myself to the point to where I can do the night shows and not have to worry about the matinees, and do one or two matinees down through the year.”

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