"Men have an easier time buying bathing suits. Women have two types: depressing and more depressing. Men have two types: nerdy and not nerdy."

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Rita Rudner

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“Our beliefs can move us forward in life, or they can hold us back.”
“The magic of "Musical Medicine" will come into its own. The application of such healing potencies will not be limited just to man's body and mind. It will be an agency for building and healing his soul as well.”
“Love does not exist, it's like religion, the state wants you to believe in that kind of crap so they can control you, and f**k your head up.”
“A person may encircle the globe with mind open only to bodily comfort. Another may live his life on a sixty-foot lot and listen to the voices of the universe.”
“I feel like I have at least begun to make a contribution, but my most significant concern has to do with whether my actual art will be preserved for future generations or be erased.”
“Asking good questions is half of learning.”
“I have left all my business and all my husbands; I have taken with me only fair weather and my children, which is as much as I want.”
“I provide a little comic relief.”

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