"John [Mulaney] likes to say I'm like a district attorney with absolutely no jurisdiction whatsoever."

-- Nasim Pedrad

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“The proprietor, producing neither by his own labor nor by his implement, and receiving products in exchange for nothing, is either a parasite or a thief.”

Source : Pierre-Joseph Proudhon (2016). “What is Property?”, p.98, Cosimo Classics
“My eyes, my brain seek out escape routes wherever I am sent.”

Source : Jack Henry Abbott (1982). “In the belly of the beast: letters from prison”, Vintage
“Blaze with the fire that is never extinguished.”
“To idealize: all writing is a campaign against clichÃ©. Not just clichÃ©s of the pen but clichÃ©s of the mind and clichÃ©s of the heart.”

Source : Martin Amis (2014). “The War Against Cliche: Essays and Reviews 1971-2000”, p.15, Vintage
“I love barbecue, its my favorite thing to eat.”
“Most of our ancestors were not perfect ladies and gentlemen. The majority of them weren't even mammals.”
“Successful people don't have any fewer problems than unsuccessful people; they just have a different mindset in dealing with them.”
“Fundamental systemic crises are often associated with the decline of the dominant imperial power and its increasing inability to sustain the system over which it had previously presided. The profound instability of the interwar period owed much to Britain's inability to maintain its role.”

Source : "Northern Rock's rescue is part of a geopolitical sea change" by Martin Jacques, www.theguardian.com. February 17, 2008.

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