"My comedy is different every time I do it. I don't know what the hell I'm doing."

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Adam Sandler

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“It is well known that no person who regards his reputation will ever kill a trout with anything but a fly. It requires some training on the part of the trout to take to this method. The uncultivated, unsophisticated trout in unfrequented waters prefers the bait; and the rural people, whose sole object in going a-fishing appears to be to catch fish, indulge them in their primitive taste for the worm. No sportsman however, will use anything but the fly, except when he happens to be alone.”
“Sometimes I suspected Ryan was merely visiting the real world, on vacation from his permanent residence in la-la land.”
“My mountaineering skills are not important to my best photographs, but they do add a component to my work that is definitely a bit different than that of most photographers”
“When debugging, novices insert corrective code; experts remove defective code.”
“How do you say yoo-hoo in Arabic?" "I believe that yoo-hoo could be part of a universal language," Dan said. "Like ow. Or- you're stepping on my foot." "That's universal?" "No, you're stepping on my foot. Ow." Amy moved.”
“Science fiction is really a rather tiny business compared with its giant cousin, which is fantasy.”
“Although I was able to maintain a pleasant expression, I was mentally throwing up in her face.”

Source : Augusten Burroughs (2012). “Magical Thinking”, p.207, Atlantic Books Ltd
“Taste! It doesn't exist. An artist makes beautiful things without being aware of it.”

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