"We're going to move left and right at the same time."

-- Jerry Brown

#Funny Quotes #Moving Quotes #Dumb Quotes

“Man's natural life span, 75 to 90 years or so, has not increased. It is the number of us who manage to attain it that has increased.”

Source : "The Invisible Bankers, Everything The Insurance Industry Never Wanted You To Know". Book by Andrew Tobias, 1982.
“what primitive tastes the ancients must have had if their poets were inspired by those absurd, untidy clumps of mist, idiotically jostling one another about”
“I will wait for Cleopatra, for I know my time must come. And I'm getting ready for wherever she'll be at-tra, cause I'm getting stronger now and not so dumb.”
“For the sake of goodness and love, man shall let death have no sovereignty over his thoughts.”
“But as a Scot with a lifelong love of Scotland and the arts, I believe the opportunity of independence is too good to miss. Simply put there is no more creative an act than creating a new nation.”
“What we know is not much. What we don't know is enormous.”
“The darkest hour in any man's life is when he sits down to plan how to get money without earning it.”
“I like comic conventions. I genuinely like comic conventions. I like wandering around from table to table; I like wandering up and down Artist's Alley and saying "Hello" to people. I like hanging out on the DC booth. I can't do that anymore. I'd like to, but I can't. I physically can't. If I stop moving, somebody will come up to me with something to sign, and if I sign it, somehow it's like ants sensing sugar. There will be fifty or a hundred people around me and then fire marshals will come and then I'm trapped in a crowd. It's bizarre.”

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