"Before you try to keep up with the Joneses, be sure they're not trying to keep up with you."

-- Erma Bombeck

#Spiritual Quotes #Trying Quotes #Keep Trying Quotes

“Could you get O positive this time? That's my favorite.”
“You may be big in New York, but in Walters, Oklahoma, you're nobody.”

Source : "Lemons won 599 games during 34-year career". www.espn.com. September 6, 2002.
“I know everything I need to know already," Rigg always said... To which Father always replied,"See how ignorant you are? You don't even know why you need to know the things you don't know yet." "So tell me," said Rigg. "I would but you're too ignorant to understand the reasons why your ignorance is a fatal disease...”
“I love the ocean. Boats, not so much.”
“A wonder tale can be truer than true," I said. I had learned (...) that the deepest kind of truth can be found in the strangest and wildest of stories. One may not meet a fire-breathing dragon on the way to the well. One may not encounter an army of toothed snakes in the woodshed. That does not make the wisdom in those tales any less real.”
“If you, the citizen, deliberately vote for someone who won't give you healthcare over someone who will, you need to have your head examined. Except you can't afford to have your head examined.”
“The impulse that led you to make an image is a thing that you cannot share with anyone, even if you explain it. What remains is a surface that will live its own life, that will belong to everybody. I accept that surface.”
“I'm not someone who likes to be in the whole Hollywood tabloids.”

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