"Youâ€™re not really an adult at all. Youâ€™re just a tall child holding a beer, having a conversation you donâ€™t understand."

-- Dylan Moran

#Children Quotes #Beer Quotes #Adults Quotes

“It doesn't matter where you come from. It's what you do when you get here.”
“[Hillary Clinton] has talked about not being a natural campaigner. And she has this big shadow because her husband, the former president [Bill Clinton], and President [Barack] Obama both are natural campaigners. And so this is a challenge for her.”
“There are no living beings who exert more power over others, pound for pound, than tiny babies and extremely thin moguls.”

Source : "Landmark Study Reveals That CEOs Are Remarkably Similar to Babies" by Stanley Bing, www.huffingtonpost.com. May 9, 2011.
“The only way I can possibly heat my so-called mind up to working temperature is to imagine I'm talking to someone I admire.”
“The only educational aspect of television is that it puts the repair man's kids through college.”
“The middle-aged woman is the ground bed of the audience that watches television and yet they are absolutely invisible.”
“I believe in playing with your heart, with every fiber in your body-fairly, squarely, by the rules-to win. And I believe that any man's finest moment, the greatest fulfillment of all he holds dear, is that moment when he has worked his heart out and lies exhausted on the floor of battle-victorious.”
“Beware of the tyranny of making small changes to small things. Rather, make big changes to big things.”

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