"We've never had a female President in this country, which I find stunning"

-- Hari Kondabolu

#Country Quotes #President Quotes #Female Quotes

“Being in the stands is very difficult. I was never playing but I am nervous watching, waiting.”
“Unfortunately, the boards of art institutions tend to be populated with well-meaning supporters of the arts who often lack any business background or appetite for imposing appropriate discipline.”
“Iâ€™m the only authentic Vlad. Everyone else is merely an envious imitation.”
“For every whack I've given, I've gotten four or five.”
“Hypocrisy is folly. It is much easier, safer, and pleasanter to be the thing which a man aims to appear, than to keep up the appearance of being what he is not.”
“I've worked with non-professional actors, I've worked with movie stars, I've worked with kids, I've worked with older people, and I've found my job as a director is to cast them well and to understand what they need on set to bring the material to life.”
“It's so cool for me to do what I love to do for a living and meet people from all over the world.”
“Do you think it makes people nasty to be loved? You know it doesnâ€™t! Then why should it make them nice to be loathed? While youâ€™re being persecuted, you hate whatâ€™s happening to you, you hate the people who are making it happen; youâ€™re in a world of hate. Why, you wouldnâ€™t recognize love if you met it! Youâ€™d suspect love! Youâ€™d think there was something behind itâ€”some motiveâ€”some trick.”

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