"You know, funny is this weird word for me. I hear is so many times it has no meaning anymore."

-- Bruce McCulloch

“To unpathed waters, undreamed shores.”
“My advice to all new writers - male or female - it isn't easy, but forge ahead and be true to your originality.”
“There are certain romances that belong in certain cities, in a certain atmosphere, in a certain time.”
“From nothing to everything is a long way, from everything to nothing is one stop.”
“I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.”

Source : J.R.R. Tolkien (2012). “The Lord of the Rings: One Volume”, p.48, Houghton Mifflin Harcourt
“The method of collective punishment so far has proved effective.”

Source : "Righteous Victims: A History of the Zionist-Arab Conflict, 1881-1999". Book by Benny Morris, 1999.
“Once you are over 30, 35 years old, I think everyone should get down to the gym and start moving again.”
“The truth is, about the Middle East is, had there been no oil there, it would be like Africa. Nobody is threatening to intervene in Africa.”

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