"Man is a rational animal who always loses his temper when he is called upon to act in accordance with the dictates of reason."

-- Oscar Wilde

#Humorous Quotes #Animal Quotes #Men Quotes

“A unicorn is just a horse with a point of view”
“You may change your destination, you may have a hundred stops along the way, there's a hundred different possibilities, but usually when you get in your car you are thinking, "I am going to go somewhere."”
“Photography's vaunted capture of a moment in time is the seizure and freezing of presence. It is the image of simultaneity, of the way that everything within a given space at a given moment is present to everything else; it is a declaration of the seamless integrity of the real.”

Source : Rosalind E. Krauss (1986). “The Originality of the Avant-garde and Other Modernist Myths”, p.107, MIT Press
“You had a majority of Americans saying that [Donald Trump] would take the country in the right direction or I think he would make real change, real change.”
“Oh.' I shot upright. 'I was in Mongolia.' Note to self: learn to be a less extreme liar.”
“San Francisco is the place where most people were last seen”
“God's forgiveness allows us to be honest with ourselves. We recognize our imperfections, admit our failures, and plead to God for clemency.”
“Drinking in a honky tonk, just kicking hippies ***** and raising hell.”

Source : Song: Up Against the Wall Redneck Mother

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