"My mother told me Homer Ditto was not my father. Nope. Mom had had a fling with some other guy who was my dad. Some dude who didn't stick around too long who Mom was happy to get rid of. She chose Homer, and Homer chose me, so he lent me his name even though I didn't have his blood."

-- Beth Ditto

#Mom Quotes #Mother Quotes #Dad Quotes

“The impatient man is his own enemy; he slams the door on his own progress.”
“I've done every other thing in life except intimacy. That's the aberration, the thing I've never had.”

Source : Source: www.thedailybeast.com
“- L, did you know weâ€™re reenacting the Salem witch trials in English tomorrow? - Havenâ€™t been memorizing your case file? Do you even look in your backpack anymore? - Did you know my dad is videotaping it? I do. Because I walked in on his lunch date with Mrs. English. - Ewww. - What should we do? - I guess we should start calling her Ms. English? - Not funny, L.”
“I could imagine myself becoming one of Marla's stories.”
“The fear of poetry is an indication that we are cut off from our own reality.”
“A tenor is not a man but a disease.”
“It should be obvious that this pattern of systematic holes and gaps in Iraq's declaration is not the result of accidents, editing oversights or technical mistakes. These are material omissions that - in our view - constitute another material breach. It is up to Iraq to prove that there is some other explanation besides the obvious one, that this declaration is just one more act of deception in a history of lies from a defiant dictator.”

Source : "U.N. officials react to Blix briefing". www.cnn.com. December 19, 2002.
“Silent gratitude isn't much use to anyone. G.B. Stern "If you count all your assets, you always show a profit."”

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