"Everything is for the eye these days - TV, Life, Look, the movies. Nothing is just for the mind. The next generation will have eyeballs as big as cantaloupes and no brain at all."

-- Fred Allen

#Eye Quotes #Brain Quotes #Mind Quotes

“Wit is the lowest form of humor.”
“Preaching is effective as long as the preacher expects something to happen-not because of the sermon, not even because of the preacher, but because of God.”
“Poor form in the gym is caused by insufficient yelling.”
“Happy is said to be the family which can eat onions together. They are, for the time being, separate, from the world, and have a harmony of aspiration.”
“We must create wealth and we must cut our deficits.”
“I've served on five different juries, and many of them were bonkers in their own way.”

Source : "Simon Hoggart's week: juries are smarter than lawyers suspect" by Simon Hoggart, www.theguardian.com. February 22, 2013.
“Every true poet, I thought, must be original and originality a condition of poetic genius; so that each poet is like a species in nature (not an individuum genericum or specificum ) and can never recur. That nothing shd. be old or borrowed however cannot be.”
“I address you all tonight for who you truly are: wizards, mermaids, travelers, adventurers, and magicians. You are the true dreamers.”

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