"When may a revival be expected? When the wickedness of the wicked grieves and distresses the Christian."

-- Billy Sunday

#Sports Quotes #Christian Quotes #Grieving Quotes

“The cultural contrast I saw between religions... Catholics have a lot of mediators, going through saints and Mary or whatever. Protestants in general say things to God directly.”
“Since I was both an atheist and an absurdist, I had decided that the most absurd thing I could do would be to develop an intimate relationship with the God I didn't believe in.”
“We must never make experiments to confirm our ideas, but simply to control them.”
“I'm often accused of saying some pretty rotten things about my mother-in-law. But quite honestly, she's only got one major fault - it's called breathing.”

Source : Les Dawson (2012). “Les Dawson's Joke Book”, p.12, Michael O'Mara Books
“I guess the rules aren't for everyone.”
“I didn't offer transparency. I provided one quarterly report in letter form. That was all you got. I basically demanded that if you're going to invest in my fund you need to accept my terms. The terms not being super highs, but just, I'm not going to cater to you.”
“I also wanted people to know that football actually started in China almost 3000 years ago.”
“I grew up on survival shows and they were always just so...anoraky.”

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