"For 35 years, I was a writer. I wrote a lot of jokes. Some of them weren't funny. Some of them weren't appropriate. Some of them were downright offensive. I understand that."

-- Al Franken

#Years Quotes #Offensive Quotes #Jokes Quotes

“God is love. He didn't need us. But he wanted us.”
“I'd love a day devoid of responsibilities. I've often thought about going to a hotel just to have a day away from everything.”
“Friendship and money: oil and water.”
“Love is creative. It does not flow along the easy paths, spending itself in the attractive. It cuts new channels, goes where it is needed.”

Source : Evelyn Underhill (1923). “The Life of the Spirit and the Life of Today”
“I didn't like anything about myself - my looks, my personality. I was very, very angry.”
“that's exactly the good thing about the Injun life--you don't have to stop and think about whether or not you're 'happy'--which in my opinionis a highly overrated human condition invented by white folks”

Source : Jim Fergus (2010). “One Thousand White Women: The Journals of May Dodd”, p.162, Macmillan
“Previous journeys in search of treasure have taught me that a zigzag strategy is the best way to get ahead.”

Source : Tahir Shah (2013). “House of the Tiger King Paperback”, p.31, Lulu.com
“I collect books, a lot of books.”

Source : "Kate Spade offers insights on her stylish home". Interview with Stacy Downs, www.kentucky.com. September 29, 2012.

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