"He dreamed he was eating shredded wheat and woke up to find the mattress half gone."

-- Fred Allen

#Inspirational Quotes #Life Quotes #Motivational Quotes

“So for everything I do, I'm very clear about what I'm doing, and I tell people what it's about. They get a sense of what I'm thinking. I don't let people think I'm going to write something in praise in the meatpacking industry, and then they read it and it's actually attacking the meatpacking industry.”
“I hope to be remembered as a very good jockey.”
“It's hard to get along with people. As much as you try to like them and accept them as individuals, it becomes difficult because they keep getting out of line and wasting your time.”
“I always say the first sign of a good idea is a lot of people not believing in it. I can tell you this right now, if you have an idea that makes complete logical sense and people donâ€™t believe in it, then you probably have a brilliant idea.”
“Obsess about the quality of the product.”
“Why would you be given wings if you weren't meant to fly?”
“The reason that so many of us cannot save money is because of our friends. They're always buying something we can't afford.”
“When you're surrounded by feathers and sequins and ridiculous Lycra outfits, it's impossible not to have a smile on your face.”

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