"You just don't expect posh girls to grab your tits, call your trousers "too clitty" and use words like "pussy pelmet" but they do. You are so shocked by what they are saying that by the time you have recovered and thought of something to say they have whipped you out of your jeans and eased you into a Lycra cat suit."

-- Susannah Constantine

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“The only way to get what you want is to make them more afraid of you than they are of each other.”
“Work is honorable. It is good therapy for most problems. It is the antidote for worry. It is the equalizer for deficiency of native endowment. Work makes it possible for the average to approach genius. What we may lack in aptitude, we can make up for in performance. . . .”
“You have a right not to be negative.”

Source : Maurice Nicoll (1974). “Psychological Commentaries on the Teaching of G. I. Gurdjieff and P. D. Ouspensky”
“By the proper intakes of vitamins and other nutrients and by following a few other healthful practices from youth or middle age on, you can, I believe, extend your life and years of well-being by twenty-five or even thirty-five years.”

Source : Linus Pauling (1987). “How to Live Longer and Feel Better”
“By day the banished sun circles the earth like a grieving mother with a lamp.”
“Celebrity is very weird.”
“Commit yourself to do whatever it is you can contribute in order to create a healthy and sustainable future - the world needs you desperately. Find that in yourself and make a commitment - that is what will change the world.”
“I saw that I'd get nowhere on the straight path, and that to go crookedly was straighter.”

Source : Nikolai Gogol (2011). “Dead Souls: A Novel”, p.378, Vintage

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