"It's a Vietnamese soup that answers the question, 'What happens when a former child soldier pours hot rain water over fish nightmares.' It's delicious and I can't stop eating it, that's what happens."

-- Kyle Kinane

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“Serendipity was my tour guide, assisted by caprice”
“Somebody had to bring the truth to the doorstep of this president.”
“If a woman wants to fly, first of all she must, of course, abandon skirts and don a knickerbocker uniform.”
“Those who choose to be servants know the most about being free.”

Source : Janette Oke (1993). “The faithful father”, Bethany House Pub
“I may say this is a deluded generation, veiled with ignorance, that tho[ugh] popery and slavery be riding in upon them, do not perceive it; tho[ugh] I am sure there was no man born marked of God above another, for none comes into the world with a saddle on his back, neither any booted and spurred to ride him.”

Source : "The World’s Famous Orations", Vol. III, Great Britain: I (710–1777) by William Jennings Bryan, 1906.
“He was trying to tell me something.' Derek snorted. 'Arenâ€™t they all? Must be a rule in the ghost handbookâ€”if in danger of evaporating, make sure youâ€™re in the middle of a dire pronouncement.”
“The man who has faith in logic is always cuckolded by reality.”

Source : Alexander Theroux (1981). “Darconville's cat”, Doubleday Books
“Renunciation - that is the great fact we all, individuals and classes, have to learn. In trying to avoid it we bring misery to ourselves and others.”

Source : Beatrice Webb, Jeanne MacKenzie (1982). “The Diary of Beatrice Webb: Glitter Around and Darkness Within, 1873-1892”, Belknap Press

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