"I know my limit. I just keep passing out before I reach it."

-- Red Skelton

#Limits Quotes #Culinary Quotes #Passing Quotes

“It is a mystery to me how a theologian can be praised for having brought himself to disbelieve dogmas. I've always thought that those who have brought themselves to believe in dogmas merit the true recognition owing a heroic deed.”
“I have my mother's hips. The minute I eat it, it ends up on my hips.”
“Whenever I'm with my mother, I feel as though I have to spend the whole time avoiding land mines.”
“In the name of motherhood and fatherhood and education and good manners, we threaten and suffocate and bind and ensnare and bribe and trick children into wholesale emulation of our ways.”
“When I'm at home I practice everyday.”
“Listen with your heart, you will understand.”

Source : Song: Listen With Your Heart I
“Commercials are not the only junk food in the speech market - indeed, when compared to shallow news reporting, vacuous television shows, or political doublespeak, commercials are not even the most harmful to mental health.”
“I don't answer the phone. I get the feeling whenever I do that there will be someone on the other end.”

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