"American sex is generally straight. It happens at 11 o'clock Saturday night. In the rural areas, it happens at nine and it happens pretty fast. Got to get up the next morning, especially if there're kids. Can't make noise, either, wake the kids."

-- Mel Brooks

#Morning Quotes #Sex Quotes #Kids Quotes

“The most vital right is the right to love and be loved.”
“I love to reinvent myself, and that's because I am a very free person. I do what I feel, and I love who I am.”
“If you believe you can do a thing, you can do it.”

Source : Claude M. Bristol (2013). “The Magic of Believing”, p.10, Courier Corporation
“I'm constantly asking for alternative views on most things that come to me.”
“Beauty, real beauty, is something very grave. If there is a God, He must be partly that.”
“I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married.”
“We don't regard any scientific theory as the absolute truth”
“If you want to write good copy, you must be where the things are.”

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