"Turns out, theres not a lot of information about pickles on the Internet."

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Brian Posehn

#Information Quotes #Pickles Quotes #Internet Quotes

“The Deer don't dineWhen a Wolf's about,And the PorcupineSticks his quill-points out.”
“Just enough'll solve your problems too much'll kill ya”
“Men are dogs. Men are dogs. We got to stop it. Men are not dogs. Uh-uh. Dogs are loyal.”
“I do not go outdoors. Not more than I have to. As far as I'm concerned, the whole point of living in New York City is indoors. You want greenery? Order the spinach.”
“The joy that compassion brings is one of the best-kept secrets of humanity. It is a secret known only to a very few people, a secret that has to be rediscovered over and over again.”
“The proportion of genius to the vulgar is like one to a million.”
“We don't pay taxes. The little people pay taxes.”

Source : "Farewell to the woman they called the Queen of Mean: Leona Helmsley dies at 87" by Ed Pilkington, www.theguardian.com. August 20, 2007.
“Our very genesis was not really a beginning after all, but indeed the product of a personality-Father Mills.”

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