"Twitter makes you a comedian in the same way that digital cameras make you a photographer"

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Ken Jennings

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“I'd bet almost anything that life from another planet, if formed independently from life on Earth, would be more different from all species of Earth life than any two species of Earth life are from each other.”
“The people of Halifax also invented the harmonium, a device for castrating pigs during Sunday service.”
“It's totally weird to see myself on a billboard!”

Source : "Five Questions with Kimberly Caldwell". www.seventeen.com. October 8, 2009.
“Constant companionship is not enjoyable, any more than constant eating. We sit too long at the table of friendship, when we outsit our appetites for each other's thoughts.”
“By merely increasing or decreasing the amount of contrast in any area we can move the observer through the painting.”
“Americans will eat garbage provided you sprinkle it liberally with ketchup.”
“If you persuade yourself that you can do a certain thing, provided this thing be possible, you will do it, however difficult it may be. If, on the contrary, you imagine that you cannot do the simplest thing in the world, it is impossible for you to do it, and molehills become for you unscalable mountains.”

Source : Émile Coué (2016). “Self Mastery Through Conscious Autosuggestion”, p.12, FV Éditions
“Almost everyone is born a genius and buried an idiot.”

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