"I don't need glasses, but I've just reached the age where curiosity is greater than vanity."

-- Red Skelton

#Vanity Quotes #Glasses Quotes #Curiosity Quotes

“Reason is like an open secret that can become known to anyone at any time; it is the quiet space into which everyone can enter through his own thought”

Source : Karl Jaspers (1952). “Reason and Anti-reason in Our Time”
“If you learn something that changes you, you've made progress. If you learn something that changes others, you've helped change the world.”
“Canadians are very well behaved, they don't throw their food.”
“I don't see why ogling same-sex kissing should be the exclusive domain of frat boys whacking off to lesbian action, that's so sexist. Feminism should be all inclusive- it should be about sexual liberation, equal pay for equal work, and the fundamental girl right of boy2boy appreciation.”
“When you hold a child to your breast to nurse, the curve of the little head echoes exactly the curve of the breast it suckles, as though this new person truly mirrors the flesh from which it sprang.”
“There are some viviparous flies, which bring forth 2,000 young. These in a little time would fill the air, and like clouds intercept the rays of the sun, unless they were devoured by birds, spiders, and many other animals.”
“It is really sad for the new artists. Where's the next Elvis, where's the next Beatles, where's the Zeppelin? They're out there but they don't have a chance because once upon a time we [musicians of the 60s] had record companies, and they would support you and have point of purchase material and they would give you advances. In other words, they gave you the air to breathe to find yourself and spend the time to learn how to run.”
“The lifeblood of the economy is that the banking community is a circulatory system for American capitalism.”

Source : "What?! Ex-Congressman Barney Frank Endures Tough Interview...on National Public Radio!" by Jack Coleman, www.newsbusters.org. November 22, 2016.

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