"There's no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn't tell you about it?"

-- Kin Hubbard

#Life Quotes #Humor Quotes #Successful Quotes

“I will criticize President Obama on this level: it's a good thing I'm not president because I would prosecute every person that was involved in that torture. I would prosecute the people that did it. I would prosecute the people that ordered it. Because torture is against the law.”
“All ancient books which have once been called sacred by man, will have their lasting place in the history of mankind, and those who possess the courage, the perseverance, and the self-denial of the true miner, and of the true scholar, will find even in the darkest and dustiest shafts what they are seeking for,-real nuggets of thought, and precious jewels of faith and hope.”
“Joy makes us giddy, dizzy.”
“#3 pencils and quadrille pads.(when asked what CAD tools he used to design the Cray I supercomputer )”
“The Lord did not tell us to build beautiful churches, but to evangelize the world”
“What I've found about it is that there are some folks you can talk to until you're blue in the face--they're never going to get it and they're never going to change. But every once in a while, you'll run into someone who is eager to listen, eager to learn, and willing to try new things. Those are the people we need to reach. We have a responsibility as parents, older people, teachers, people in the neighborhood to recognize that.”
“I said I'll need to get my nose straightened one day so that I can breathe properly and that was translated by the press into me having it done.”
“The process of competitively selecting contractors to perform work is based on a system of rewards and penalties, all distributed randomly.”

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