"I became a hero to everyone because I didn't take dialysis and was still alive."

-- Art Buchwald

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“If you have too much to do, with God's help you will find time to do it all.”
“Robert Johnson? No, I didn't know him, personally.”
“Be loving and kind. Call everyone to your table of kindness.”
“To become a mother is to learn a whole language - to relearn it, perhaps, as it was the tongue to which we were born - and hence gain entrance to a forgotten world of comprehension.”
“I think the Space Shuttle is worth one billion dollars a launch. I think that it is worth two billion dollars for what it does. I think the Shuttle is worth it for the work it does.”
“Yeah, I just don't break. I don't. And there's only one person I know who's a better non-breaker than me, and that's Will Forte from 'SNL.' You can not make that guy break. I'll break eventually - Will Forte will never break.”

Source : "Exclusive: The Office's Oscar Nunez Kisses and Tells". Interview with Eric Goldman, www.ign.com. August 8, 2007.
“With psychedelics, if you're fortunate and break through, you understand what is truly of value in life. Material, power, dominance, and territory have no value. People wouldn't fight wars, and the whole system we have currently would fall apart. People would become peaceful, loving citizens, not robots marching around in the dark with all their lights off.”
“The chili I ate made for an explosive bathroom experience. I don't know how to put this delicately, but I missed the toilet entirely.”

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