"The way my team are doing, we could get Wilt Chamberlain in a trade and find out that he's really two midgets Scotch-taped together."

-- Gene Shue

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“Life is just a series of trying to make up your mind.”
“I knew the moment it happened, it was a miracle. I could have been kissing her when she threw up. It would have scarred me for life. I may never have recovered.”
“You do get the pregnant mush-brain... you know what it's like? It's like getting stoned.”
“Our progress in holiness depends on God and ourselves - on God's grace and on our will to be holy.”
“Coaching is making men do what they don't want, so they can become what they want to be”
“I am doing things that are true to me. The only thing I have a problem with is being labeled.”
“In New York the sky is bluer, and the grass is greener, and the girls are prettier, and the steaks are thicker, and the buildings are higher, and the streets are wider, and the air is finer, than the sky, or the grass, or the girls, or the steaks, or the air of any place else in the world.”
“I can't remember the first song I learned to play on bass, but the first song I learned to play on guitar was 'For Your Love' by the Yardbirds. That kind of was the beginning for me. I thought it was a great song and I loved the open chord progression at the beginning of that song.”

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