"Japan has a low crime rate, unless you count the fact that approximately every fifteen minutes the entire Cabinet gets indicted for taking bribes."

-- Dave Barry

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“Switch off the mind and let the heart decide who you were meant to be Flick to remote and let the body glide There is no enemy! Etch out a future of your own design Well tailored to your needs Then fan the flame and keep the dream alive ... ...the future is roses! Roses!”
“Life is a mess. And theology must be lived out in the midst of that mess.”
“Grandma cheated whenever she could. She cheated because it was a much more scientific and surer way of winning than trusting to luck.”

Source : Allan Sherman (1965). “A gift of laughter: the autobiography of Allan Sherman”
“Perspective is the most important thing to have in life.”
“A country in which 42% of the population is totally misinformed is not a country where democracy is safe.”
“I live by Edith Whartons rule to get rid of anything neither useful nor beautiful. So I put the TV out on the street.”
“He looked so profoundly disappointed in me that I wondered for a moment if he was someone I knew.”
“You can exercise vigorously and eat junk and get by. But you can't eat perfectly and not exercise. Look at many athletes today; they are human garbage cans. They eat anything, but they exercise so hard they burn it up. But why not exercise and put the right fuel in too?”

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