"My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance."

-- Erma Bombeck

#Ideas Quotes #Rooms Quotes #Glances Quotes

“Whatever you do to recover from a loss, people will be critical because they believe that the only way to recover is their way. And you will even run into some people who should be run into by rhinos because they actually don't want to see you get over your tragedy at all; grief is a spectator sport for them.”
“You ever laughed so hard nobody in the world could hurt you for a minute, no matter what they tried to do to you?”
“At least he's alive and well. I love him enough that I want that. I want him to have what's best for him." She sighed. "I just don't want to stick around to watch.”
“I spent the whole summer with my ***** out, breastfeeding. I loved it. It was heaven.”
“On certain plays and situations I feel like I have the advantage. But sometimes I just have to not think about the size of the guy in front of me.”
“Social media provides us the opportunity to think before we 'speak', giving us a better shot at reasoned dialog. So it's not a huge surprise to me that not only can real communication happen, but real relationships can blossom.”
“I read once that the voice is a mirror of our inner being. I can very much relate to that because, when you sing, you feel very exposed. You feel like you can’t hide anything. But then it also works the other way round and, when we work on our voice, our inner being also changes.”
“No offence to Hugh MacLennan, but you don't even have to know or understand any deep philosophy that's being espoused, you can just have the feeling of those words together, and that you know them and can sing along with that melody with your fist up in the air. It's a wild vehicle for sentiment, because it's so powerful on the musical front.”

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