"I don't think comedy is necessarily an attack. It's finding humour in life. I don't think if you're making a joke about something you're automatically demeaning it."

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David Walliams

#Thinking Quotes #Comedy Quotes #Humour Quotes

“Could it be, I wonder, that there is such a thing as a wantologist, someone we can hire to figure out what we want? Have I arrived at some final telling moment in my research on outsourcing intimate parts of our lives, or at the absurdist edge of the market frontier?”

Source : "The Outsourced Life" by Arlie Russell Hochschild, www.nytimes.com. May 5, 2012.
“Religion has convinced people that there's an invisible man ... living in the sky. Who watches everything you do every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a list of ten specific things he doesn't want you to do. And if you do any of these things, he will send you to a special place, of burning and fire and smoke and torture and anguish for you to live forever, and suffer, and suffer, and burn, and scream, until the end of time. But he loves you. He loves you. He loves you and he needs money.”
“A man is never drunk if he can lay on the floor without holding on.”
“Neglecting small things under the pretext of wanting to accomplish large ones is the excuse of a coward.”
“Destiny waits alike for the free man as well as for him enslaved by another's might.”
“Whatever the soul knows how to seek, it cannot fail to obtain.”

Source : Margaret Fuller, Joel Myerson (1978). “Margaret Fuller: Essays on American Life and Letters”, p.87, Rowman & Littlefield
“Why didnâ€™t you wake me up?' 'I thought you could use the rest. Besides, you were sleeping like the dead. You even drooled,' he added. 'On my shirt.' Claryâ€˜s hand flew to her mouth. 'Sorry.' 'Its not often you get to see someone drool,' Jace observed. 'Especially with such total abandon. Mouth wide open and everything.”
“What is failure except feebleness? And what is it to miss one's mark except to aim widely and weakly?”

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