"I despise the Lottery. There's less chance of you becoming a millionaire than there is of getting hit on the head by a passing asteroid."

-- Brian May

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“I've signed thousands of documents, but never read them.”
“I don't think many people will remember me when I retire.”
“Mountain biking helps people become environmentalists. A mountain bike is a vehicle to appreciate the backcountry.”
“Everyone makes mistakes, even if some are worse than others. Accidents happen.”
“When I get a very generous introduction like that I explain that I'm emotionally moved, but on the other hand I'm Irish and the Irish are very emotionally moved. My mother is Irish and she cries during beer commercials.”
“We're mortal, yet without a known expiration date. It's an inevitable fate worthy of acceptance, but not deserving of predictions.”
“God cares about everything that concerns you, so feel free to talk to Him about anything.”
“After three days without one, the desire to read a newspaper vanished. And really, one was happier without.”

Source : Josephine Tey (1998). “A Shilling for Candles”, p.155, Simon and Schuster

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