"Kansas is a piece of real estate that completely disproves the theory of roundness as a quality of the planet earth."

-- W. Bruce Cameron

#Funny Quotes #Travel Quotes #Real Quotes

“Whoopi and I have been friends ever since she claimed she couldn't sing on the set of Sister Act.”

Source : "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“I'm no buddhist, but this is fu**ing enlightmentment”
“There may be a basis in the case of some individuals, as perhaps when a male prostitute uses a condom, where this can be a first step in the direction of a moralization, a first assumption of responsibility,”
“How certain human beings are able to create works of art is a mystery, and why they should wish to do so, at a great cost to themselves usually, is another mystery. Works are not created by one's life; every life is rich in material.”

Source : Elizabeth Hardwick (1998). “Sight-readings: American Fictions”, Random House Incorporated
“Once you get used to being treated like you matter, it's hard to uproot and move somewhere where you don't.”
“I love Paris in the summer, when it sizzles.”
“The crazy thing is, I never knew that a wiener could actually make me nauseous.”
“Sales Cure All. Know how your company will make money and how you will actually make sales.”

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